My Ex Was A Cheapskate

When you care about someone and they’re cheap with you financially and emotionally, it'll do nothing but bring down your self-worth and self-esteem. We learned valuable lessons about equality in relationships and what NOT to put up with. Thanks to all the cheap pricks who made this site possible. We may not have gotten a lot from you, but what we did get is a good laugh. At your expense! Send your story to

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Where To Find Your Very Own Free-loader

Jealous? We thought so! Here are a few suggestions about where you can find *your* very own free-loader.

Free food events. Any and all of them. Doesn't matter how boring the event is or how bad the food is, the true freeloader is there with a plate in one hand, cup in the other.

Potluck parties. They'll be the one arriving empty-handed. Hey, no one's going to notice.

Rifling through the half-off cart at the grocery store. It's still just expired last week.

The free movie hour at your local theater. You wanna go out to the movies tonight? Great! How about the midnight showing?